Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
somehow they’ve landed on gallifrey
the penguins have the tardis
how was everyone’s easter???
i fucked an egg
Love is…when you keep an eye on him, even he doesn’t notice that.
this may just be my favorite picture ever
Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own
I just invented a new word:
Guys stop reblogging this I stole it from a friend.
I realize the irony.